Do you believe in Scientology?

Scientologist demand that we stop “torturing” people with ECT.  Scientologists have a vendetta against psychiatry ever since L. Ron Hubbard revealed to the world in his science fiction novels that the schizophrenics were right all along about mental illness. Not that mental illness doesn’t exist – L. Ron definitely thought it did – but that it’s actually caused by alien spirits that roam the Earth and live in human bodies after an intergalactic warlord called Xenu shipped billions of human beings who were his enemies and used volcanos and hydrogen bombs to murder them. Also you can cure these problems by paying the church of scientology thousands of dollars to level up your control over these spirits. I’m not joking.